This is not my usual blog post, that is still to come. This is merely a handy repository for the rules of our Eurovision song contest drinking game. Usual disclaimer about responsible drinking, do not condone or encourage, etc,etc. But if you are lucky, unconsciousness slips in around song four!Rules for Eurovision drinking game. V2.0
There are 3 categories of drinking action, sip, gulp and finish.
Whenever one of the following actions occurs you must do the appropriate drinking action.
Sip.
The word "Love" is used.
The singer or a group member is particularly unattractive.
The singer sings in any other language than their own.
The use of nonsense words.
Any facial hair.
Performer winks to camera.
Excessive amounts of flesh on show.
Hats and/or use of props.
Gulp.
Hats with horns.
Removal of any clothing.
Pyrotechnics or fire on stage.
Key change in song.
Singer falls to knees.
Backing group starts dancing.
Woman has facial hair.
Stage entrance or exit by any other means than walking.
Finish.
Uncertain gender or cross dressing.
The wearing of national costume.
Singer not from country they are representing.
French entry sings in English.
There is a contortionist or animal on stage.
These rules are in a state of flux, if you think of a good one or feel that some need removing, please let me know.
Oh and good luck UK. Josh I think they call him.
3 comments:
If Greece gives Cyprus 12 pts or vice versa and if the Baltic States or Scandanavia indulge in bloc voting is it permissable to go to the pub and get blathered???
Totally permissable. But by that time it will be almost midnight and you should be hammered by then anyway!
Can I ask anyone who supports the cultural identies of individual nations in the Eurovision Song Contest to vote here
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/28/bring-back-culture-to-eurovision
The rules should also be changed to enable the introduction of the international language Esperanto.
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